Darth Vader thinks Obama is a coward

After Star Wars fans petitioned President Obama to build a Death Star, the man who throws money at EVERYTHING refused, citing high costs. That led the Galactic Empire (yes, we're serious) to issue a statement via StarWars.com, calling Obama's decision cowardly. Who are we to argue with Darth Vader?

To read the Empire's response, click right here to read my column at Examiner.com.