Princeton alumni ban Stormtrooper costumes at party for being too "Nazi"

A Star Wars-themed party organized by Princeton alumni banned the use of Stormtrooper costumes, arguing that they might remind people of Nazis and trigger someone.

I've got a bad feeling about this. 

TSA treats Chewbacca like a terrorist

Meet Peter Mayhew, all around nice guy (I can say that from personal experience) and the gentleman who has played Chewbacca in the Star Wars films.

Because of his age and great height, Mayhew needs a cane to walk, and it just so happens, his cane looks like a lightsaber. Pretty cool, except the stormtroopers at TSA considered it a weapon, as if it really worked. No, this is not an Onion story.

To find out what happened, and to hear about the Star Wars fans that helped him get his cane back from the evil Empire, click right here and check out my full report.

Beam me up, Chewie!

President Obama considers himself a nerd, but he made a major faux pas recently when he mixed his sci-fi metaphors up. Worse yet, it involved Star Trek and Star Wars. That, you CANNOT do. To find out what he said, click right here.

Admiral Ackbar knows a trap when he sees one....

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Obama wants to be the Emperor

Shed a tear for the President, folks. Barack Obama recently complained that, since he's not an Emperor (like the one in Star Wars), he has to abide by certain rules. You know, like the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. Luckily, we have our own Rebel Alliance, aka The Tea Party, to keep him in check. To read more about what he said, click here to read my full article at Examiner.com.

Darth Vader thinks Obama is a coward

After Star Wars fans petitioned President Obama to build a Death Star, the man who throws money at EVERYTHING refused, citing high costs. That led the Galactic Empire (yes, we're serious) to issue a statement via StarWars.com, calling Obama's decision cowardly. Who are we to argue with Darth Vader?

To read the Empire's response, click right here to read my column at Examiner.com.

That's no moon, it's an Obama stimulus project!

If President Obama insists on spending us into oblivion, we might as well have some fun along the way. That's why a group of Star Wars fans started a petition to have Obama build a Death Star. We are not joking. For more info, click right here to read the details.