Darth Vader thinks Obama is a coward

After Star Wars fans petitioned President Obama to build a Death Star, the man who throws money at EVERYTHING refused, citing high costs. That led the Galactic Empire (yes, we're serious) to issue a statement via StarWars.com, calling Obama's decision cowardly. Who are we to argue with Darth Vader?

To read the Empire's response, click right here to read my column at Examiner.com.

That's no moon, it's an Obama stimulus project!

If President Obama insists on spending us into oblivion, we might as well have some fun along the way. That's why a group of Star Wars fans started a petition to have Obama build a Death Star. We are not joking. For more info, click right here to read the details.