Obama's dog just can't stop attacking white girls

Sunny, the Portuguese Water Dog owned by the Obamas, attacked a young white girl who was visiting the White House this week. It isn't the first time Sunny has lashed out at white girls. In fact, Sunny has a habit of ONLY attacking white girls.

Seriously, we're not making this up.

It's a trap! White House offers up "Big Block of Cheese Day"

Every good trap needs bait. As if he was setting a political mousetrap, President Obama - with the help of some Hollywood celebrities - recently offered Americans some cheese. Not government cheese mind you, or even actual physical cheese. He’s offered “virtual cheese” in perhaps the oddest gimmick yet by the White House to convince Americans the Obama administration is open and transparent.

Using a YouTube video, the White House announced President Obama would hold a “Big Block of Cheese Day” on Wednesday, January 29. The idea came from President Andrew Jackson, who, in 1837, invited citizens to come by the White House and ask him any question they liked. Cabinet members and White House staff were also available to answer questions from the public in an unprecedented gesture of openness and accountability. President Jackson served a 1,400 pound block of cheese in the White House foyer for visitors to eat, hence the “Big Block of Cheese Day” name.

Check out the White House's Grinchy Christmas card

Take a look at the White House Christmas card - check that - HOLIDAY card. Apparently, either the Christmas decoration budget was sequestered or the Grinch struck the White House, because there isn't anything on it to indicate it is the Christmas season. No lights, no Christmas tree, not even a wreath is visible in the card. The word Christmas, of course, is not even used. The card does feature tiny dogs running across the front of the White House, though.

You would think the President would be ashamed to send out such a generic, bland, and totally secular Christmas card, but his attitude toward the Christian faith is perfectly reflected here. His Ramadan card, however, was awesome.