The "Hollywood Loves Hugo" Edition

He's South America's hippest dictator! The movie stars line up to meet him! His people love him (actually, they have to, under penalty of death), and Sean Penn wants to have his baby! He's Hugo Chavez! Do I smell hope in here? Nope, it's just the rotting carcass of Venezuelan Liberty. Click here to find out which Left Coasters are coo-coo over Hugo Puffs.

Is "The Invention of Lying" Anti-Christian?

The reviews are in, and Ricky Gervais' new film "The Invention of Lying" not only isn't very good, it has a vicious mean streak against Christianity that you won't see in the trailers. Movie Geek Feed and MovieGuide both detail how the film bashes faith and anyone who believes in God as an idiot believing a lie. My suggestion? Read the reviewers above before you decide to see the film.

The Dave Matthews Idiot Edition

His music qualifies as torture under the Geneva Convention, and now Dave Matthews is kicking America in the shin by saying it is racist for criticizing President Obama. Click here to read the whole story.

KNEEL BEFORE OBAMA!

Never go against the Barry. The Obama Administration has launched an investigation into Humana, a national health care provider, for sending a letter to their own customers stating that ObamaCare will effectively cut their services. The Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services has issued a "cease and desist" letter to Humana, ordering them not to criticize the plan until an investigation is complete.

It seems the media couldn't care less that the federal government is using its power to intimidate a private company from exercising their right to free speech and warning their customers of what they think is a bad idea. What's next? Humana execs being held at Guantanamo? Click here to read the story at Fox News.

The Hypocrites of Berkeley Edition

Some trust-fund brats and anti-war activists at Berkeley have gotten so nuts that they make 1960's Berkeley radicals sound like freedom-loving conservatives. Find out what's gotten their shorts in a bunch by clicking here.

The Day Without a Gay Edition

What if gays held a protest and nobody noticed? That's exactly what happened in 2008 when a nationwide protest against Prop. 8 fizzled. It was the gayest epic fail ever, and you can read all about it by clicking here.

Upset over "You Lie?" Me Neither.

I wrote a guest post on the Dallas Morning News Opinion Blog today, addressing the whole "You Lie!" controversy. After years of Bush bashing, I think it's only fair for Obama to take his lumps too. To read my full post, click here!

Jimmy Carter Makes Osama's Book Club

Before you get too riled up over Jimmy Carter calling Tea Party protesters racist, consider that Osama Bin Laden just released a statement recommending everyone read Carter's anti-Semitic book, in which Carter accuses Israelis fighting the rocket-firing terrorists in Gaza of being murdering racists. Jimmy's got it all figured out, Osama said. You think they'll put his recommendation on the dust jacket?

What makes me laugh is how Brian Williams shows clips of himself laughing it up with Carter before the interview. It's a common editing tactic to lend credibility to a subject by implying to the viewer that since Williams enjoys his time with Carter, you should believe his crazy talk, which quickly followed.

The Matt Damon "Bourne Stupidity" Edition

Before you see Matt Damon in "The Informant," remind yourself what he thinks about common folk. Click here to read about his elitist rant on Sarah Palin last year. You better hurry - he's already turned Arthur!

The Young British Bigots Edition

It's bad enough when teachers have to deal with idiot children. When those idiot children are also radical muslims, it's "Goodbye Mr. Chips" for the teacher. Click here for the full story.

The Fine Young Liberal Cannibals Edition

Are conservatives finger-lickin' good? Ask the MoveOn.org liberal that went all Hannibal Lecter on a guy. Click here for the whole tasty episode.

The Obama Loves Islam Edition

Ask President Obama, and Islam is a wonderful, tolerant religion that has given the world so much good...so long as you don't count the radical terrorism, honor killings, wild facial hair, beheadings of American infedels, the oppression of women, and 9/11. Click here for the whole story.

Ben & Jerry's Makes the Gayest Ice Cream Ever

If you always wondered what the deal was with Ben and Jerry, we may now know.

It appears the famous ice cream makers (not the cartoon cat and mouse, that's Tom and Jerry, kids) want to celebrate the fact that Vermont has legalized gay marriage. Vermont, in case you forgot, is actually one of our fifty states.

To mark the occasion, Ben and Jerry's is changing the name of their "Chubby Hubby" ice cream to "Hubby Hubby" ice cream during the month of September 2009. My, what a clever play on words. And, this particular flavor is packed with fudge. No, I'm not kidding here.

The especially fabulous ice cream, with a special "gay marriage" label, will only be available in the state of Vermont during the time. That will teach the bigots in the other 49 states! We have to get by with the hetero version.

Ben & Jerry’s is partnering with the Vermont pro-gay marriage group Freedom to Marry during the promotion, which includes a special "gay marriage" ice cream delivery truck, which features the horror of horrors: supposedly gay cows! Ben and Jerry's cartoon cows, which are used on labels and advertising, now hold bouquets of flowers, and long eyelashes! Since all cows are female, I don't know what they were trying to say here, but if they were looking for gay, they hit the mark.

The Freedom to Marry group was founded by Evan Wolfson, who assured his place in hell by suing the Boy Scouts a few years back. Interestingly, Freedom to Marry discourages the use of the term "gay marriage," saying in a video statement on the group's website that the term "plays to right-wing fear mongering." They prefer the more ambiguous term "marriage equality." Does this mean the term "gay" is too gay for some Vermont gays?

"Hubby Hubby" ice cream is made of all natural ingredients like peanut butter cookie dough ice cream, fudge, and pretzels. No word if any other "natural ingredients" will be added to the ice cream in Vermont to make it "extra gay." Don't even get us started on how it tastes.

Sources: Ben & Jerry website, Freedom To Marry

The "Going Gay in Utah" Edition

Have you ever noticed how gays make up less than 2% of the population, but nearly 90% of the people on reality tv shows? Anyway, apparently all of them are ticked off at Utah. Click here to find out why.

The Bible Hating Scots Edition

The pastor of a gay church in Scotland is upset at God, so to get Him back, he let folks write all kinds of vile insults in a Bible. And they called it art. What got their bagpipes all twisted? Click here to find out.

The "J" Word Edition

You can say a lot of things today and the ACLU will back you up, like dropping an F-bomb on live TV. Say anything against their liberal worldview, however, and you will be served. Click here to find out how the ACLU threatened to sue because someone said the word JESUS!

The Soldier Hater Edition

Liberals don't like the military, but few are as brazen as these fools. Click here to read what these girly men are up to.

The Senator Perv Edition

Alcee Hastings is a weirdo. In order to pass a gay rights bill, he's willing to extend legal protection to pedophiles and other sexual deviants. Be warned: the details may make you vomit a little in your mouth. Click here for the nasty story.

The Nazi Mall Edition

Pity the owners of the Concord Mills Mall in North Carolina. Apparently criticism of President Obama and other liberals makes their soft little insides hurt. I think they are just full of....well, whatever they serve at the food court. Click here for the full story.

The "In God We Trust" Edition

Liberals tried to keep the words "In God We Trust" off of the entrance to the new Capital Visitors Center. They wanted the words of their heroes instead, like "America is not a Christian nation" or "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Click here to find out what happened.

The Darwin Day Edition

Liberals have a new holiday! Besides the Winter Solstice, they now have Darwin Day to celebrate the survival of the fittest! I guess they spend the day picking nits off each other's heads. Click here to find out more and mark your calendars!

The Prop. 8 Musical Edition

Jack Black and a bunch of other Hollywood D-listers are ticked off at Jesus for making homosexuality a sin. In a battle of wits and principle, these actors us the only weapon they have: song and dance! Click here to find out all about their self-indulgent and unsubtle attack on those hateful Christians.

The Soldier's Cross Edition

Liberals have no respect for our men and women in the military. Not even a monument they erected is safe. Click here to read about their latest attack on the faith of our soldiers.

The Bible Study Edition

When liberals tried to keep Christians from holding a home Bible study, the Christians fought back and won. To find out what happened, click here to read the full story.

The Show and Tell Bible Edition

The American Library Association recommends the pro-gay children's book "And Tango Makes Three" for the nation's public school children. In Pennsylvania, however, it's against the law for a kid to bring the Bible to elementary school, because kids are at a "tender age" and vulnerable to the lessons it teaches. Don't believe me? Read the whole sickening story here.

The Kindred Hospitals Hates American Flags Edition

Where's Al Pacino with a flamethrower when you need him? Some liberal fool didn't want a soldier's mom hanging the American flag in her office on Memorial Day. Click here to read how America turned on Kindred Hospitals' actions.